Within a long time, exactly year 2,600, in Australia, there will be a superhero very, very disastrous, and today we're going to tell their story ... the historicity of Desastrous-Boy.
Saturday 20 August 2600.
One summer day like any other, on the beach of Shark Bay, a 13-year-old Efran was walking deep in thought, so absorbed was he went deeper and deeper in the water until that was a wave and bathed him enterito. Fright and ran screaming like a baby, and suddenly stopped as he realized that the tide had removed his trousers, revealing his underpants and frogs, and worst of all was that the prettiest girl around Australia, Miriam, a girl of her age, she was watching was laughing so much because what just happened to Efran was not normal for boys his age. But this guy is tan, tall and a beautiful gray eyes was the most clumsy guy who has been and will in the face of the Earth. After this unbeatable seafront Efran awkwardly ran from the beach to go home (which was not far from there). Efran ran with all his might trying to forget what just happened, and again so intent to forget what just happened, se4 not realized that almost a car hardly gets hit, and was the car pita what he took from their thoughts. He glanced sideways and noticed that he was lost again as this was normal in the life of Efran. Kept running until completely lost, and again looked back at the sides, but this was useless not because every time I looked at the sides are losing more and more. Suddenly he heard a bark like a puppy dog, and the bark came from a half-ruined hut by the time he was in front. After thinking for a while, Efran decided to go into the half-ruined hut by the time quietly, but this was too much to ask the poor kid, and it was night and saw nothing, and he walked, stumbled all garden gnomes and all and for having pot in the garden, so I decided to scrap the plan sigilosoy start a new plan was to run as fast as his feet could. But unfortunately he was not very fast, so if you saw it seemed to go slow cname. Was so slow that it took about 15 minutes to go half the garden at the entrance of the house, yes, clearly waking up to the owner of it, which they said was a witch. So Efran saw the figure of a woman and chubby bajjita he approached the door of the hut crumbling with age. At the same time Efran not think otherwise to sit on the grass frogs briefs and get one of the gnomes who had survived the slaughter on the head, and thus try camuflarze, but unfortunately short and chubby woman clearly seen, with a grin, as see a guy with a gnome on the head with a clazoncillos of frogs, it was very funny and very kind lady invited him to tea and biscuits, he accepted and stood up, and broke up the only gnome "live "apologized for his clumsiness and entered the crumbling old shack by the time accompanied by a short and plump witch. When he entered he saw a dog barking just like the bark that had ear, and then realized it was green. Began to believe that he was losing power. The short and chubby old witch asked him some chocolate chip cookies (the preferred Efran), and this of course took the first bite out gave a different feel, and kept biting and eating cookie after cookie, (they were not like those of supermarket, had something else) to Efran he began to get a huge desire to laugh, but he did not know why, and looked astonished at the old witch, who looked at him with that sly grin from ear to ear and suddenly it began to Efran to get much sleep, began to close the eyelids, until he broke down and was rendered on the sofa in the old witch.
When he awoke, he was strapped to a chair in a basement that smelled very musty and in front the old crone at him, and beside this the puppy dog, and yes now it was green! The witch got up went to cuffs and teaching Efran said.
- You must choose one of the pills, "said the witch
opened the right hand and said:
- This is to be a superhéroe.-Y showed a green pill
opened the left hand and said:
- And this is to stop being a clumsy .- And taught a red pill
- If you do not choose to stay here forever
Efran At that time he thought he was dreaming, so he bit as hard as he could and yelled a result, the old witch was lorando of laughter.
Since this was not a dream Efran decided to choose a pill to get out of that horrible place, and decided to take the green pill to be a superhero, so you can fly, and that no superhero was clumsy (it was clear that this was a trap), took it and took it. After a while, and felt nothing, and when he went to ask the witch began to shake down to a strong convulsions, and suddenly began to rise a green light Efran body and created a green area around the boy, and when completed to become a superhero fell. Efran thought about being a superhero and not to be clumsy never separated, but not trade long to realize that would be clumsy, and that the stepped up layer superhero and has turned down and when it gets up for the second time it was made the trip. The witch laughed a lot, until 10 minutes after Efran got to his feet.
Since there was much dust in the basement old man, he entered Efran a huge desire to sneeze, and when he sneezed out the rear torpedo that blew him instantly, this clearly doubted the fact that sneezing could fly, so to check, is ecercó a powder coated furniture and y. .. inal ACHÚS! Efran let out a huge sneeze, since slight sneezing 1 meter blew it this mega sneezing him crashing headlong into the ceiling. Dilemma solved, Efran could fly.
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