Many, many years, so that neither our grandparents remember, there was a battle of words and soldiers. Yes, yes, as I hear. The children were tired of words with h, were tired of suspending language examinations, committing 50 errors in spelling dictation, or having to write 100 times the word "do" because it had been written without h. So one day, children, decided to get together to hire a legion eliminated h the words in the dictionary. But they would not hire a legion anyone going to hire a legion of General Tank, a man short, plump, deep voice, mustache, and gray hair. His legion was very special because all its members were so small that even a pencil in excess of its size, but nevertheless, they were invincible.
That afternoon, Paul, the group's representative telephoned General Tank.
- Yes? - Answered a deep voice.
- Good evening, my name is Paul and I would like to speak with General Tank, if possible.
- Yes, I am. What is it?
- see, is that we have come a little problem. We eliminate the hours of dictionary words and wanted to know if you and your legion could help.
- Of course, but how could we?
- Well, my friends and I thought that because the dictionary is a sea language with millions and millions of words, perhaps you could make words with h shipwrecked.
- Boy, this is a simply brilliant idea!
- Really?! - Said Paul happy.
- Of course! Tomorrow, at 9:00 am at the library, perform the operation.
- Okay, thank you. Goodbye.
- Bye.
The next morning, at 9:00 in the library, the legion was ready to attack.
-will approach the enemy forces with cannon and create some holes on its surface, causing water to leak and sink the floor, causing the same effect as in a real ship. And now if I permits, begin the operation.
- Ss-si-a-hoop cla .- Paul said amazed.
- Well, their jobs AAAAAA! ; Fiiiiiiirmes! ; Fueeeeego!
BUM, BUM, BUM! There was a roar in the room and covered with black smoke. You could not see anything.
- Ayyyyy! - Said a sharp little voice.
- Who said that?! - Shouted the general Tank.
Suddenly, all the smoke in the room had disappeared and in its place was the word "Room" full of holes and scratches.
"It was I cried. Tank
The general looked at her stunned and speechless.
- How dare they? Come here, bomb and destroy our home, we try to kill, and now, are such cowards that do not say a word. They should be ashamed! At least we deserve an apology. General Tank
incorporated back again.
- New command to attack! Fueeeego!
soldiers, ignoring orders to General Tank, loaded their guns and returned to bomb the dictionary.
- That is certainly not allow it - said the word "room" - Girl, give them cane! Other words
h h joined to form a giant, and getting close to the platoon of soldiers, were pulling one to one of the dictionary.
- So, will be their due.
The children, frightened, ran away, but before reaching the door, the words came back to join this time, forming a rope with which they surrounded the group of children.
- Please do not kill us, sorry! - Said the children in chorus.
- We will not kill them - responded with laughter words - But you have to promise that we will never written without h, nobody likes to remove part of his body.
- Okay, I promise.
And they did, the children wrote the words correctly and h full, including the h, the words in the dictionary were happy, as always, and for the Tank and his legion general, never was heard of them, although rumored to have quit his job to teach language in the nearest town.
That afternoon, Paul, the group's representative telephoned General Tank.
- Yes? - Answered a deep voice.
- Good evening, my name is Paul and I would like to speak with General Tank, if possible.
- Yes, I am. What is it?
- see, is that we have come a little problem. We eliminate the hours of dictionary words and wanted to know if you and your legion could help.
- Of course, but how could we?
- Well, my friends and I thought that because the dictionary is a sea language with millions and millions of words, perhaps you could make words with h shipwrecked.
- Boy, this is a simply brilliant idea!
- Really?! - Said Paul happy.
- Of course! Tomorrow, at 9:00 am at the library, perform the operation.
- Okay, thank you. Goodbye.
- Bye.
The next morning, at 9:00 in the library, the legion was ready to attack.
-will approach the enemy forces with cannon and create some holes on its surface, causing water to leak and sink the floor, causing the same effect as in a real ship. And now if I permits, begin the operation.
- Ss-si-a-hoop cla .- Paul said amazed.
- Well, their jobs AAAAAA! ; Fiiiiiiirmes! ; Fueeeeego!
BUM, BUM, BUM! There was a roar in the room and covered with black smoke. You could not see anything.
- Ayyyyy! - Said a sharp little voice.
- Who said that?! - Shouted the general Tank.
Suddenly, all the smoke in the room had disappeared and in its place was the word "Room" full of holes and scratches.
"It was I cried. Tank
The general looked at her stunned and speechless.
- How dare they? Come here, bomb and destroy our home, we try to kill, and now, are such cowards that do not say a word. They should be ashamed! At least we deserve an apology. General Tank
incorporated back again.
- New command to attack! Fueeeego!
soldiers, ignoring orders to General Tank, loaded their guns and returned to bomb the dictionary.
- That is certainly not allow it - said the word "room" - Girl, give them cane! Other words
h h joined to form a giant, and getting close to the platoon of soldiers, were pulling one to one of the dictionary.
- So, will be their due.
The children, frightened, ran away, but before reaching the door, the words came back to join this time, forming a rope with which they surrounded the group of children.
- Please do not kill us, sorry! - Said the children in chorus.
- We will not kill them - responded with laughter words - But you have to promise that we will never written without h, nobody likes to remove part of his body.
- Okay, I promise.
And they did, the children wrote the words correctly and h full, including the h, the words in the dictionary were happy, as always, and for the Tank and his legion general, never was heard of them, although rumored to have quit his job to teach language in the nearest town.
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